Oh Testosterone

Oh Testosterone

(Use the Mr. Sandman tune)

Oh testosterone,

Leave me alone,

There is no one but me here at home.

Your presents causes me such pain,

Your pressing needs will drive me in sane.

Oh testosterone,

Please go away,

I do not need you here with me today,

You just make me feel so damn horny,

But there is no one here for me.

Oh testosterone,

Please give me a break,

I just want to sleep, not lay awake.

Please just sit quietly in the back ground,

Until I need you to be a round.

Oh testosterone,

Stay out of my dreams,

I just want to keep the sheets clean.

When you’re here you raise your head,

Then I can not even roll over in bed.

Oh testosterone,

This is just not right,

Taking a cold shower in the middle of the night.

Waking up from a these partial dreams,

To find she is not here is not as fun as it seems.

Oh testosterone,

I am not yet dead,

But I don’t need you every night in my bed.

So please leave me without a big fight,

And I will call you when the time is right.

Oh testosterone,

Come back when I need.

I know I have just asked you to leave.

Make sure you are here, that’s what I’m saying,

To do your job please don’t leave me hanging.

Oh testosterone..........

3/15/2015